 | 'Weird Al' Yankovic George Newman |
 | Kevin McCarthy R.J. Fletcher |
 | Michael Richards Stanley Spadowski |
 | David Bowe Bob |
 | Stanley Brock Harvey Bilchik |
 | Anthony Geary Philo |
 | Trinidad Silva Raul Hernandez |
 | Gedde Watanabe Kuni |
 | Billy Barty Noodles MacIntosh |
 | John Paragon Richard Fletcher |
 | Fran Drescher Pamela Finklestein |
 | Sue Ane Langdon Esther Bilchik |
 | David Proval Head Thug |
 | Grant James Killer Thug |
 | Victoria Jackson Teri |
 | Emo Philips Joe Earley |
 | Jay Levey Gandhi |
 | Lou B. Washington Cameraman |
 | Vance Colvig Bum |
 | Nik Hagler FCC Man |
 | Robert K. Weiss Bartender |
| Eldon G. Hallum Spatula Husband |
| Sherry Engstrom Spatula Wife |
| Sara Allen Spatula Neighbor |
 | Bob Hungerford Sy Greenblum |
| John Cadenhead Crazy Ernie |
| Francis M. Carlson Blind Man |
| Ivan Green Earl Ramsey |
| Adam Maras Joel Miller |
| Travis Knight Billy |
| Joseph Witt Little Weasel |
 | Tony Frank Teri's Father |
| Billie Lee Thrash Teri's Mother |
| Barry Friedman Fletcher Cronie #1 |
| Kevin Roden Fletcher Cronie #2 |
| Lisa R. Stefanic Phyllis Weaver |
| Nancy Johnson Big Edna |
| Debbie Mathieu Betty |
| Wilma Jeanne Cummins Little Old Lady |
| Cliff Stephens Animal Deliveyman |
 | Jim West Band: Guitar |
 | Steve Jay Band: Bass Guitar |
 | Jon Schwartz Band: Drums |
| Kim Bullard Band: Keyboards |
 | Barry Hansen Whipped Cream Eater |
| Bob Maras Thug #3 |
 | George Fisher Thug #4 |
| Tony Salome Guide #1 |
| Joe Restivo Guide #2 |
| Charles Marsh Yodeler |
 | Belinda Bauer Mud Wrestler |
 | Patrick Thomas O'Brien Satan |
 | Roger Callard Conan the Librarian |
| Robert Frank Timid Man |
| Jeff Maynard Boy with Books |
| M.G. Kelly Promo Announcer (voice) |
| Jay Gardner Promo Announcer (voice) |
| John Harlan Promo Announcer (voice) |
| Jim Rose Promo Announcer (voice) |
| Brian Routh Harry Kipper |
| Martin von Haselberg Harry Kipper |
| Production | |
| John W. Hyde | Producer |
| Gene Kirkwood | Producer |
Sound | |
| John Du Prez | Original Music Composer |
Production | |
| Gray Frederickson | Executive Producer |
Directing | |
| Jay Levey | Director |
Editing | |
| Dennis M. O'Connor | Editor |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| Tom McKinley | Costume Design |
Art | |
| Ward Preston | Production Design |
| Robert L. Zilliox | Set Decoration |
Sound | |
| Gregory Cheever | Sound Recordist |
| Andy D'Addario | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Ara Ashjian | Sound Recordist |
Crew | |
| Allan A. Apone | Makeup Effects |
Sound | |
| Christopher Assells | Sound Editor |
| Dan Hegeman | Sound Editor |
| Clayton Collins | Sound Editor |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| Douglas J. White | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
Sound | |
| A. David Marshall | Sound Editor |
Visual Effects | |
| John Coats | Visual Effects Producer |
Sound | |
| Charles R. Beith Jr. | Sound Editor |
| G. Michael Graham | Sound Editor |
| Dave McMoyler | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Bo Harwood | Sound Mixer |
| Diane Marshall | Sound Editor |
| Jeffrey J. Haboush | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Art Schiro | Sound Recordist |
Visual Effects | |
| William Mesa | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Susan Zwerman | Visual Effects Producer |
Sound | |
| Dino DiMuro | Sound Editor |
| Scott A. Tinsley | Sound Editor |
Crew | |
| Richard Kilroy | Visual Effects Art Director |
| Ron Yates | Visual Effects Art Director |
Camera | |
| David Lewis | Director of Photography |
Sound | |
| Guy Fletcher | Musician |
Production | |
| Bill Carroll | Production Supervisor |
Sound | |
| 'Weird Al' Yankovic | Songs |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| Lynne K. Eagan | Key Makeup Artist |
| Phil O'Nan | Wardrobe Assistant |
Directing | |
| Benita Allen | Second Assistant Director |
Production | |
| Gregory Raich | Casting Assistant |
Crew | |
| Richard Drown | Stunts |
Production | |
| Laurey Lummus | Local Casting |
Camera | |
| Ed Giovanni | First Assistant Camera |
Production | |
| Barbara Brinkley Henry | Local Casting |
Crew | |
| T. Alan Kelly | Stunts |
| Michael Steven Howl | Stunts |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| Lynne K. Eagan | Key Hair Stylist |
| Roseanne McIlvane | Makeup & Hair |
Crew | |
| Bob Maras | Stunts |
Production | |
| Kate Morris | Executive In Charge Of Production |
| Sandi Black | Casting Assistant |
| Becki Cross Trujillo | Associate Producer |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| Ainslee Colt de Wolf | Wardrobe Supervisor |
Production | |
| Joe M. Aguilar | Associate Producer |
Sound | |
| Joel Racheff | Boom Operator |
Crew | |
| Brent Stice | Stunts |
| J. Granville Moulder | Stunts |
| George Fisher | Stunt Coordinator |
Production | |
| Gray Frederickson | Production Manager |
Directing | |
| John R. Woodward | First Assistant Director |
Camera | |
| Tiffanie Winton | Second Assistant Camera |
Sound | |
| Katherine Quittner | Music Editor |
Crew | |
| Susan Zwerman | Post Production Supervisor |
Sound | |
| Jackson Schwartz | Foley Mixer |
| Hilda Hodges | Foley Artist |
Writing | |
| 'Weird Al' Yankovic | Writer |
Editing | |
| Lewis Schoenbrun | Assistant Editor |
Directing | |
| Pam Whorton | Third Assistant Director |
Sound | |
| Warren Kleiman | Foley Mixer |
| Warren Kleiman | ADR Mixer |
Production | |
| Cathy Henderson | Casting |
| Michael Cutler | Casting |
| Deren Getz | Co-Producer |
Directing | |
| Lorene M. Duran | Second Second Assistant Director |
Sound | |
| Katherine Quittner | Music Supervisor |
| Nancy Parker | Foley Artist |
Production | |
| Bonnie Macker | Production Coordinator |
| Barbara Hanley | Casting |
Sound | |
| Jackson Schwartz | ADR Mixer |
Writing | |
| Jay Levey | Writer |
Camera | |
| Brett Reynolds | Second Assistant Camera |
Production | |
| Kevin Breslin | Co-Producer |
Sound | |
| Karla Caldwell | Supervising ADR Editor |
Camera | |
| Cindi Pusheck | Second Assistant Camera |
Directing | |
| Carol Stewart | Script Supervisor |
Editing | |
| Steve Polivka | Additional Editing |
Directing | |
| Scott Clark | Second Assistant Director |
Visual Effects | |
| Gene Dobrzyn | VFX Production Coordinator |
Crew | |
| Trinidad Silva | In Memory Of |
