 | John Ward David Russell |
 | Sydney Penny Natalie Ross |
 | David Kaufman Allen Stinner |
 | Jaid Barrymore Ms. Robbins |
 | George Anthony Baker Andre Barnes |
| Michael Beaumont Frank, The Guardian Angel |
 | Lisa Picotte Sabrina Addams |
 | Michael E. Knight Marble Jones |
 | Stuart Scott ESPN Reporter |
| Eric Paisley Professor Rexford |
| Jennifer Ward David's Mother |
| Mac Ingram David's Father |
| Elizabeth Durden Baby David |
| Kyle Coston Toddler David |
| Michael Ward 10 yr. old David |
 | Sarah Wright David's High School Date |
 | Kevin Davis Prophet of the Video Store (as Cuz Davis) |
| Drew Gabreski Junior Prophet |
| Leanna Raynor Little Natalie |
 | Jenny Wright Little Natalie's Mother |
| Chip Tayloe Prisoner / Groom |
| Chuck Kinlaw News Producer |
| Michael Blanchard News Producer Assistant |
 | Christopher Callen Heather Mostshallow |
| Forest Com Theater Usher |
| Jan Ward Girl at Counter |
| Lou Criscuolo Theater Manager (as Lou Criscolo) |
| Milton Ward Pilot (voice) |
| Dick Olsen God (voice) |
| Scott Dreier Ms. Robbins' Writer |
| Nello Tare Stuffshirt at Party |
| Tommy Hull Global Studios Guard #1 |
| Billy Ray Lyerly Global Studios Guard #2 |
| Meg MacRae Ms. Robbins' Assistant |
| Tommy Matthews Elvis |
 | Patt Noday NNC Reporter (as Pat Noday) |
| Ron Silverman Veggie Heaven Waiter |
 | Brett Williams Ozone |
| David Ward Minister |
| Portia Thomas Bride |
| Dixie Cox Williford Biker Woman |
| Gayle Ward Methodist Woman |
| Dick Van Newkirk Dying Cop |
| Giancarlo D'Alessandro Boy in Cinema |
| Michael S. Taylor Mailboy |
| Jason Summers Theater Counterboy |
| Camera | |
| Tom Lane | Second Assistant Camera |
Editing | |
| Peter North | Assistant Editor |
Directing | |
| John Ward | Director |
Writing | |
| John Ward | Writer |
Production | |
| Joe D'Alessandro | Producer |
| Jolly Dale | Producer |
| Mark Filippo | Producer |
| John Ward | Producer |
Sound | |
| Chris Houston | Music |
Editing | |
| Forest Maready | Editor |
Production | |
| Francine Decoursey | Casting |
Art | |
| Christopher Mahan | Production Design |
| Melinda Kavenaugh | Art Direction |
| Jim Dalmeyer | Set Decoration |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| Patsy Rainey | Costume Design |
| Janet Carey | Key Makeup Artist |
| David Halsey | Key Hair Stylist |
Production | |
| Jolly Dale | Unit Production Manager |
Directing | |
| Stephanie Fowler Adams | First Assistant Director |
| Penny Pridemore | Second Assistant Director |
Art | |
| Mike Boziak III | Set Dresser |
| Ashley Chafin | Assistant Property Master |
| Les Franck | Set Dresser |
| Amy Graham | Art Department Coordinator |
| Russell Jones | Property Master |
| Patrick King | Leadman |
| Denis Larouche | Assistant Property Master |
Sound | |
| David Barnard | Sound Mixer |
| Flavius | ADR Editor |
| Forest Maready | Sound Editor |
| Matt Mulder | Sound Mixer |
| Michael Piotrowski | Boom Operator |
Crew | |
| Clay Richardson | Cableman |
Visual Effects | |
| Michael Kelley | Visual Effects |
| Hal Pearson | Visual Effects Technical Director |
Crew | |
| John Copeman | Stunt Coordinator |
| Denis Larouche | Stunts |
Camera | |
| Tim Fabrizio | Grip |
Lighting | |
| Ted Ford | Electrician |
| Matt Malloy | Best Boy Electric |
Camera | |
| Millie Maready | Still Photographer |
| Matt Mosher | Still Photographer |
Lighting | |
| Stephen F. Moyer | Electrician |
Camera | |
| Fred Sadek | Grip |
| Matt Satphin | Grip |
Lighting | |
| Doug Schwartz | Gaffer |
Camera | |
| Matt Sutphin | Grip |
| Paige Thomas | Camera Operator |
| Dick Van Newkirk | Key Grip |
| James Young | Grip |
Lighting | |
| Simon Carey | Electrician |
Production | |
| Brook Merritt | Casting Assistant |
| Mike Powers | Casting Assistant |
Costume & Make-Up | |
| Verena O'Connor | Set Costumer |
| Joel Pacheo | Set Costumer |
Editing | |
| Teresa Dabbs | Negative Cutter |
| Doug Ludwig | Editor |
| Matthew Ramsey | Assistant Editor |
| Ed Twiford | Color Timer |
Production | |
| Meg MacRae | Location Manager |
Sound | |
| Jennifer Brown | Music Supervisor |
| Flavius | Music Editor |
Crew | |
| Mike Bowers | Chef |
Directing | |
| Kyle Buffkin | Assistant Director |
Production | |
| Rick Heath | Production Manager |
Crew | |
| Richard Hoffart | Set Production Assistant |
Art | |
| Michael Kelley | Title Designer |
Crew | |
| Dione Kirby | Craft Service |
Directing | |
| Stacy R. Lane | Script Supervisor |
Production | |
| Mary Margaret McEachern | Production Manager |
Crew | |
| Geof Nicholson | Set Production Assistant |
| Jim Rogers | Creative Consultant |
Production | |
| Taylor Stokes | Production Manager |
| Jason Summers | Production Manager |
| Jonathon Walls | Production Manager |
| Christy Ward | Unit Production Manager |
| Becky Wolf | Production Manager |
| Amy Zaltzman | Production Office Coordinator |
Camera | |
| Missy Palmer | Second Assistant Camera |
| Joe D'Alessandro | Director of Photography |
| Randy Falcon | Second Unit Director of Photography |
| Randy Falcon | First Assistant Camera |
Production | |
| Patrick Crawford | Production Assistant |
| Chay Riblet | Production Assistant |
| Shannon Walters | Assistant Location Manager |
